celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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“Lo que al hombre le festejan…a la mujer le critican.”

— Critica (via imr93)

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“Me he arrepentido más veces de ser buena persona que de ser un hijo de puta.”

— . (via neg4tive—creep)

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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Si es importante para ti, encontrarás una solución, si no, encontrarás una excusa.

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