fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(Source: fuckinq, via hi)

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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thirstiest:

*enters school talent show with blogging skills*

(Source: thirstiest, via hi)